Variety Magazine has had a chat with Ellen Page (of Juno fame) and has revealed that she is to play Jane Eyre to put with the other 400 odd adaptations of the story. Don’t get me wrong, I think Page has the right look (plain jane – literally where the statement came from) but do we really need another retelling of this story? None have come close to the book. Why bother? Anyway, for those of you still scratching your head over who Ellen Page is, you will know her from one of two places, Juno (pregnant teenager comedy) or (for the geeks out there) X-men: The Last Stand as Kitty Pryde. Still confused? Oh I give up, here’s a pic: