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Going back to the very first comic starring the web slinging geek, the upcoming  Spider-man film starring Andrew Garfield as the lead character along with Sally Field, Rhys Ifans and Emma Stone this is looking …

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Crank: High Voltage – it’s all about the pacing!
May 13, 2009 – 2:08 pm | Comments Off on Crank: High Voltage – it’s all about the pacing!
Crank: High Voltage – it’s all about the pacing!

The original Crank film had taken a very silly premise which offered no let-up in pace and portrayed it an entertaining light. It had Jason Statham running around getting very stressed at everyone, explaining that …

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus – as bad as it sounds!
May 12, 2009 – 6:29 pm | 2 Comments
Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus – as bad as it sounds!

I know what you’re thinking! How on earth did I end up reviewing a film with a gloriously awful title? Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus must be up there with the world’s worst titles for …

Star Trek – review of an overhyped film!
May 8, 2009 – 12:04 am | 6 Comments
Star Trek – review of an overhyped film!

I have spent almost entirely last year being spoon-fed this upcoming Star Trek film. We were told so many things about it including the fact that it was a “re-imagining” of sorts, Leonard Nimoy would …

Anvil! The Story of Anvil – how far would you go to realise your dream?
May 4, 2009 – 2:40 pm | 3 Comments
Anvil! The Story of Anvil – how far would you go to realise your dream?

Anvil! The band that time forgot; its history and possible future is mapped out in the appropriately titled “Anvil! The Story of Anvil”. As you can see from the image to the right it has …

S. Darko – could have been good, but….
May 2, 2009 – 11:23 pm | 2 Comments
S. Darko – could have been good, but….

Are you a completist? Do you feel like if you buy one Matrix film then you need the whole collection (despite the sequels being utter awfulness)? Well if you are one of these odd people …

Dragonquest – better than Eragon at a fraction of the cost
April 20, 2009 – 5:39 am | 7 Comments
Dragonquest – better than Eragon at a fraction of the cost

What happens when you make a hybrid of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dragonheart and Eragon (with a scene borrowed from Back to the Future thrown into the mix)? You get the latest Asylum …

Red Dwarf – Back to Earth review
April 15, 2009 – 5:30 pm | Comments Off on Red Dwarf – Back to Earth review
Red Dwarf – Back to Earth review

Okay, I’m aware that the comeback three-part Red Dwarf special is not technically a film but it is approximately 90 minutes long (in total) and I felt like reviewing it!

Back to Earth reunites the Red …

Fast & Furious review – silly, improbable, but as good as you could expect
April 5, 2009 – 11:00 pm | 2 Comments
Fast & Furious review – silly, improbable, but as good as you could expect

When you consider titles for sequels, a lot of thought needs to be put in to it. Most movies just continue putting Roman numerals after the main title so that we can easily identify which …

Tyson – more of an open letter than documentary
April 5, 2009 – 3:53 pm | Comments Off on Tyson – more of an open letter than documentary
Tyson – more of an open letter than documentary

I’m a firm believer that if you listen to ANYONE’s life story, you will hear tales of woe and start to empathise with them. That is the point. This makes the potential of documentaries dealing …

Duplicity – a knot: not worth picking!
April 1, 2009 – 8:47 pm | One Comment
Duplicity – a knot: not worth picking!

My local cinema states: “If you liked Ocean’s Eleven and The Bourne Ultimatum you’ll love Duplicity. They were lying! I enjoyed both Ocean’s Eleven and The Bourne Ultimatum and had hoped that Duplicity would at …